Sunday, March 3, 2013

There is nothing so expensive as free eggs

.  I buy 'em from my neighbor Anne down the road.  This early winter past she lost all hers to....wildcat? incredibly irritated hawk?.... the list of suspects is usual.  So we been gettin ours from Aldi.  Called her on the way to Cullman the other night,,,says her new'uns are only about five months old so gonna be another month before the girls ramp up production.   I am so lookin forward to them brown shell, sometimes there used to be  a aracauna egg in there as well. 
The wife bought some olive oil by the case and along with it she got the most wonderful egg pan, unbelievably flippable, expecially with the olive oil.  Lately I've been typing expecially so much that it no longer looks weird.  It would seem not to have any connection at all to especially, so probly some hillbilly thang.  Ex meaning outside, but still es seems to mean to set aside.  You with degrees or even an opinion please contribute linguistic thoughts. 
Anyway, love them eggs. 
panama
i think i want one a them steven hawking computers.  I hate this finger stuff.  i wonder if steven hawking's computer understands HIM or if he has to depend on the vocoder he uses to talk to bags of meat.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

TUXEDO IN LOVE

TUXEDO IN LOVE

It's nearly March here in Rockvale. I have a gig on March 1st, at Berkeley Bob's Coffee House, down in Cullman, Alabama. This is what's on my mind.

My little cat Tuxedo has other considerations. It's almost spring, and his thoughts have turned to his unrequited love for his cousin, YumYum.
Now all the cats have been neutralized around my house, but don't let anybody convince you that the boy-girl paradigm goes away with a snip and a stitch.

Tux has always been a little backward, bewildered, even, by the stuff going on around him. He’s a little, slow, I guess. But nothing gets in the way of his ardor, his unflagging affection for YumYum, who wouldn’t give him the time of day, if cats cared about that stuff. She growls as soon as she sees him, letting him know how despicable she finds him to be. But he loves her.

I try when occasion seems to warrant to dispense worldly advice to my critters, sit ‘em down and try to explain to them how the earth moves and life is fleeting and alla that, but really, I’m no Billy Joe Shaver. I’m just an old guy with some cats and a dog. So that even if I could explain and Tux could understand, the problems of a young tomcat and a old guy couldn't be made to amount to much.

It's almost spring and Friday night I'll be playing my stuff, hell, maybe for the last time, I don't know.

But Tuxedo. Tux is in love.

Friday, February 1, 2013

BIG GAME HUNTING IN ROCKVALE

BIG GAME HUNTING IN ROCKVALE

Rockvale, TN Feb 1, 2013 –

“POW!” sounded like nothing so much as a transformer blowing.
“What's that?” Patty asks.
“POW!” once again.
“I don't know. I'll go look,” I say, opening the sticking kitchen door.
“Put on your jacket.”
“No time, I'm out the door already.”

I step off the deck in my T-shirt and slant across the yard, by the pickup and around it and look across the field. There is a kid (okay, in his twenties, but when you're as old as me...) standing under the large carport at the neighboring church. He is holding what appears to be a small-bore rifle, but judging by the report it's a shotgun.

“What are you shootin' at?” I ask.
“That skunk there,” the kid replies, indicating the roadside in front of the church and my house. There is a small black critter convulsing feebly beside the road. Two shots, I think to myself, and this little guy is still alive.
“Why?” I ask.
“Uh...because he was sprayin' the church.”

Looks to me more like the skunk was walking down the road and this kid drives by in his pickup with his shotgun, sees it and decides, I got a gun; shit, I'm gonna murder somethin'. Then swings his pickup into the church parking lot and slams it into park, jumps out and aims (poorly) at the harmless member of the mephitidae persuasion, blasts away with his thunder stick. I see this situation, make these deductions, but remember that this little asshole is armed and don't divulge what I've figured out.

“Well, you might want to go over there close enough to hit him this time and put him out of his misery,” I say.
“Well, you're welcome to get closer to him if you want, but I don't want the stink on me,” Billy the Kid replies. And it's true: I can smell, wafting across the frozen field, the
unmistakable odor of fresh skunk.
“I think he's squirted his last,” I say, and walk over to where the critter has now somewhat regained his feet and is crawling across the road. But he's crawling in circles.
I put my foot down and turn him toward the other side of the road. Each time he makes a right, I nudge him with my foot back to the left and toward the other side.
The kid is watching me, but has nothing to say.
I shepherd the little guy to the side of the road across from the church and onto the shoulder. He rolls down the shoulder, gets up again and starts crawling along the ditch.
He's a goner, fersure.

I say nothing that comes to my head regarding the kid's humanity, or his marksmanship, and I turn back across the road and go into my house. I wish I had a pistol to put the skunk out of it, but I don't. I have killed bigger, smarter, more dangerous creatures and have put that stuff behind me. I know that death will soon come to the little guy and he will welcome it.

**********

When we get ready to go shopping this morning I go to get the mail from the mailbox across the road. I look to my left, where I had last seen the skunk. There, about thirty yards down, I see that he has dropped his body, for it lies, unmoving, in the fresh snow.

                                                               -30-

Monday, January 28, 2013

Panama makes it into the Top Ten

hey, i made it into the reverbnation top ten blues artists for rockvale. this is really great because there aren't ten blues artists IN rockvale. but it's been a long hard struggle, and thank you fer puttin me over the top.
    Vid Mars John Lee would say: "boogie chill'yun"!
    Norine Mungo I am still hearing Popeye The Sailor Man in my head, so when you talk Blues, I'm like, really? LOL. But hey, your picking will take you anywhere my friend. Still, I cry every single time you do that song!!! Dang, now it's in my head again. LOL. Enjoy your Blues success, I will still hear your incredible Cat Stevens like song rendering in my dreams. It inspires me to write even better every time I start a song! Always, Norine.
    Danny Finley Norine: Yeah. Basically I think 'blues' and 'bluegrass' are the flavors of the moment. But since you know my repertoire, then you know that I'm not any one of those or other genres. I just write what comes down through the fog. I'm not even folk, except once in a while. For a while I thought I might be Americana, since that implied some sort of American-ness, but lately even that has seemed to elude me. I could go on and on, and perhaps will. I do appreciate the favorable comparison to Cat Stevens. See you in Tampa/St Pete in March/April, I hope?
This genre business has been a thorn in my side since we're talkin fifty years of forever. Too country for rocknroll, too rocknroll for country. Too blues for folk, too folk for blues. Sometimes I write in a style that prompted one old black jazz club owner I met in the psych ward at VA to say I reminded him of Hoagie Carmichael. Hell, I floated on that for days. Invariably there will be disappointed audience members, club owners, presenters, critics. Sometimes I wonder if it's all been a waste of time, if perhaps a light plane crash will increase the desirability of my catalogue so that my heirs at least can benefit from the privations I've put them through.
Then I get a note from some sweet person like Norine. And the sun comes out.

Saturday, January 26, 2013

SOULFUL TRIP REVIEWED: PANAMA DOES NOT PLAY THE AURA LOUNGE

Murfreesboro, TN January 26 @ 3:22 am --Well, I didn't achieve my lifelong dream of playing the Aura Lounge in Murfreesboro, last night, but it's understandable.

Blame it on a lack of communication. Blame it on the Bossa Nova. Nobody involved was Wrapped tightly enough to make a difference. I include myself.

I booked myself through the owner's putative agent, while my friend Ryan booked himself through the owner directly.

So I don't know. The guy who owns the bar was back in Gatlinberg or someplace for a short while, and no conversations ensued between his august self and his putative (I love that word, but it just means “reputed”) agent.
(This is more than somewhat speculative on my part. It's only a possible scenario.)

So he books Ryan. She books me. Nobody notices this until Wednesday night.

So it came down at the Wednesday songwriters' thang at 3 Brothers, that they wuz a conflict. Of dates. Ryan, who has the upper hand (quite rightly, per musician rule #21), having booked directly says we'll work something out. Well, he also says he needs the bread. Like, hello? Who doesn't? I think, but despite the Facebook boring effortful stuff, I figure, what the hey?, probably ain't my kind of joint anyway, trust in it and let it go.

The lord will provide.

Except that yesterday, Ryan called and said the owner, see?, he still doesn't have a name to me. He asked him (Ryan) to text him my number so that he could ring me up. Blame it on a bad intelligence apparatus or on I don't give a shit, it don't matter.
I figured if the guy wanted to talk to me he'da given me HIS number so I could call HIM.
It's an amazing trip these guys who own bars and these guys who play guitars get on. Always gotta have a drama. It's like any initial contact has to be like psychological arm-wrestling....

So of course I never did hear from the guy (if you know him, tell him I said Hi) who owns the club.

Tomorrow, Saturday, Jan 26 \ WMTS, your local, sometimes extreme, sometimes hip college radio station right here in Mumblesbury, Yay! Is having a benefit at 3Brothers2-nite. Bring a small negotiable donation.
I go on at 8, and I'm gonna do a whole set. Please leave your weapons at home.

3 Brothers. On the north or west side of Main Street certainly not the south or east at least I don't think. They're really bubbas to each other, too. A nice buncha beers. Best dang sangwidges in town. Three Brothers...they have the art of hospitality and good food flows through their life...

It simply is not hard for you to find 3 Brothers. Get on West Main. You'll figure it out. Corner of walnut I think
panama

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Remembering Liberace

Panama Remembers Liberace
 

The other night Patty introduced me to a film I'd never seen: “Shining Through”, starring Melanie Griffith and Michael Douglas. It's a good flick and you should see it, but that's not why we're here today. In the movie they used the song “I'll Be Seeing You” a couple of times. I was thinking about that song and remembered that it was Liberace's closing number on his syndicated TV show in the Fifties.

Back in the 50s, when most of you had yet to arrive from Tralfamador, there was a daily afternoon television show starring Liberace. It was fifteen minutes long, and came on just after the afternoon soap operas and game shows, and just before Dad came home from work.

It's hard for you to comprehend, I know, but there was a time in America when most moms stayed in the house while Dad brought home the bacon. That is, there was once a glorious time in America when one salary could support a whole household. So that there were a lot of moms watching the afternoon shows while cooking, cleaning and the other things that moms did back then. Not that they don't do this stuff now, bless them, for they still do, but back then they didn't have to work for 75% of the money that men make for doing the same jobs. But I digress into socialism, feminism, and the disappearance of the American middle class, and we're not here for that, either...

Liberace's afternoon shows were not carried on any network. Rather, they were syndicated to scores of local television stations by Liberace's team of agents and publicists. Financially this worked out well for Liberace, because he was earning for himself what the stations would have had to split with the networks for carrying the networks' commercial-laden national programming. It worked out well for the stations, too, because they could cram some local advertising into the time slot and, except for what they had to pay Liberace, keep a whopping amount of this money for themselves.
Liberace was, for a time, the highest-paid entertainer in the world, selling out Madison Square Garden for a single performance which netted him $138,000 in 1954 dollars or about $1,200,000 today.

I can't talk about the Liberace television shows without talking about the Fifties in America. Liberace and the Fifties and America's housewives are seamlessly joined together in my memory. So you'll please forgive me.  I used to watch Liberace's daily afternoon shows with the same ardor I lavished on The Lone Ranger or Sky King on Saturday mornings. I was a fan. Well, not a fan, exactly, but even as a tad the young Panama was fascinated by pop culture. And Liberace popped. He was so far out there back in the Fifties that seeing his show was an open-mouthed event. Or something. He was fascinating is what I'm trying to say.

The other night I was talking to my wife about Liberace. Fortunately we are of a similar age and recall much of the same cultural phenomena. We will sometimes talk about the
summer (1957) that everybody was wearing pink and charcoal color combinations. Or the craze for madras that followed that. So that she is often a very effective sounding board for my unending (and unendurable she sometimes says) strokes of insight.

Today I want to return to those thrilling days of yesteryear and talk about Liberace. I want to make one thing clear: Liberace was gay. I mean he flamed. Yet no one who watched his shows and there were millions of us, ever mentioned this.
“Why was this?” I asked Patty. “were people really that polite back then?”
“No. It wasn't being polite. It was taboo. Nobody talked about it because it didn't exist. There was no such thing as being queer, or faithless marriages, and being born out of wedlock was, as you know Panama, an incredibly shameful thing. Best not to mention these things. So nobody did.”

“Why was Liberace so popular with these Fifties moms?” I asked.

“Because he was gentle and polite and soft-spoken and pleasant. Always dressed very well, always smiling, never needed a shave, and didn't put you on the spot for sex and stuff like that. He loved you for who you truly were. He was every woman's special friend.” I thought about this for awhile, remembering Liberace's shows. It seems to me that Liberace was to the moms of the Fifties everything that perhaps their husbands and their husbands' friends were mostly not.

He had a rigorous education in classical piano, spanning decades. As a concert pianist there were truly few who were his equal. Yet he realized that there was a much greater chance of personal and financial success in performing popular music. Quite often in all his shows, whether televised or live, however, he would feature a classical piece. For many of us, including me, he was the initial conduit to the finer aspects of music, while his performances displayed a joy in his music and love for his audiences that was lacking in the acts of many of  his contemporaries. He was a showman.

More than anyone else before or since, Liberace knew how to work television. He would look right into the camera, just as though the camera were a friend with whom he was spending a pleasant, small portion of an afternoon. And the effect was that he was looking right at YOU, and so happy to be there and especially to be in the company of such a special person as you. I mean the man was killer. Liberace would be playing along and singing and he would lean into the camera...you could see his flashing pearly teeth and his exquisite coiffed hair and his sparkling eyes, I mean it was like he was about two feet away from you. Yet he never violated your personal space.

And of course when the culture finally caught up with him and his type and he became merely camp,  a stock figure in a very tasteless joke, I turned away from him, as did so many others, mostly I think to spare him.   But there are still those of us who remember those wonderful afternoons in the Fifties, in a somehow better America when a smiling friendly wonderfully talented piano man would come onto our televisions and into our lives, and just for a little while, we would count, and we would be loved.

I'm not the only one who's been thinking about Liberace. Steven Soderbergh has directed a biopic of Liberace's relationship with his lover, toward the end of Liberace's life and career. Starring Michael Douglas(!) as Liberace and Matt Damon(!) as his paramour.

It'll be on HBO in February so they say. I can't wait.

Until then, I'll be looking at the moon, but I'll be seeing you...

                                                                        -30-